oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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