it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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