I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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