brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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