shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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