porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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