im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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