I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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