No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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