what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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