Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She said her name was "party"
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
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i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.