I hope mine doesn't look like that
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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