We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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