similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I think people are normalizing furries
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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