Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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