things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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