She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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