What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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