i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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