Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy