Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Where were you when I was single???

  (1-617): View more from Massachusetts

  Still in diapers.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): Where were you when I was single??? (1-617): Still in diapers. http://tfl.nu/ngk8
  Replies (15) Good night (1596) Bad night (841)
• Favorite

  (626): View more from California

  i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (626): i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner. http://tfl.nu/vo3h
  Replies (32) Good night (3614) Bad night (965)
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on http://tfl.nu/v7m7
  Replies (41) Good night (6837) Bad night (869)
• Favorite

  (650): View more from California

  areolas are like halos for boobs.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (650): areolas are like halos for boobs. http://tfl.nu/m02r
  Replies (41) Good night (5218) Bad night (1246)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer. http://tfl.nu/9691
  Replies (7) Good night (3793) Bad night (988)
• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand? http://tfl.nu/8siv
  Replies (7) Good night (1540) Bad night (3185)
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room. http://tfl.nu/hh2a
  Replies (6) Good night (2743) Bad night (952)
• Favorite

  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (413): I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve... http://tfl.nu/u07h
  Replies (6) Good night (1615) Bad night (740)
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  U took a sewing needle to his nipple

  (1-201): View more from New Jersey

  Psshh,

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): U took a sewing needle to his nipple (1-201): Psshh, http://tfl.nu/q54n
  Replies (5) Good night (792) Bad night (1605)
• Favorite

  (712): View more from Iowa

  Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (712): Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth http://tfl.nu/h1gj
  Replies (10) Good night (625) Bad night (1416)
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved http://tfl.nu/jelh
  Replies (2) Good night (882) Bad night (462)
• Favorite

  (541): View more from Oregon

  i'll probably be on drugs forewarning

  (503): View more from Oregon

  forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (541): i'll probably be on drugs forewarning (503): forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you http://tfl.nu/wpmw
  Replies (1) Good night (1303) Bad night (508)
• Favorite

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (612): I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin. http://tfl.nu/dn4i
  Replies (1) Good night (329) Bad night (534)
• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey http://tfl.nu/d4k1
  Replies (1) Good night (294) Bad night (446)
• Favorite

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (609): Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks http://tfl.nu/alp6
  Replies (5) Good night (142) Bad night (496)

Randomize