I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
my sisters under your porch take her home
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Randomize
