let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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