U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I just had sex on a roof
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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