and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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