hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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