I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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