i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
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Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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