i think i have herpe
just one?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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