if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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