dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
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I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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