Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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