it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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