her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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