I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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