But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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