This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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