i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
It's blow job season.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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