i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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