think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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