question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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