So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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