We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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