I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
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I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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