Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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