epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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