id be glad to
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
