ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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