Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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