I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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