bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
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I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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