i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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