wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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