I'm jealous of your bromance
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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