ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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