I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
BRING THE BAGELS
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Randomize
